Who dunnit ?

Well  I don’t know

So typical of you always having a go

Who dunnit ?

Well don’t look at me

I’ll swear if you want, I’ll get down on one knee

Who dunnit ?

I wasn’t even there

Tuesday night?  sure wasn’t I washing my hair

Who dunnit ?

it’s definitely him..or her

if you look at the evidence  I think you’ll concur

Who dunnit ?

will you stop with the questions

You’re acting like one of those crime show obsessions

Who dunnit ?

are you stuck in a groove

until you find the guilty party you’re not going to move

Who dunnit?

I confess It was me

now for the mother of God will you just let it be

I did it as a prank just a bit of a  joke

and you’ve really just taken the fun all out of it. !