“The Beano” is handy

when read with “The Dandy”;

“The Beezer” and “Topper”

are bigger than “Mandy”.

But “Roy of the Rovers”

and “The Hotspur” are moody,

Just like “The Victor”,

and “Tammy” and “Judy”.

“Bunty” and “Eagle”

contain handy tips,

but nothing’s as funny

as “Whizzer and Chips”.

Breno©